1. I have detected an anomaly…

    Scans indicate a distress beacon of military/Cerberus/alien/unknown origin. Possibility of hostiles and/or a creepy abandoned facility are high. Experience gained will be diminutive, Commander.

  2. zaeedmassani: I am a goddam fan of this pairing! I am not sure I understand, Mr. Massani. My programming does not include the ability to form romantic attachments.

    zaeedmassani:

    I am a goddam fan of this pairing!

    I am not sure I understand, Mr. Massani. My programming does not include the ability to form romantic attachments.

  3. shepardvasnormandy asked: EDI, help us locate Wrex.

    Urdnot Wrex does not appear to have a presence on the extranet, Commander. I can send a message to Tuchanka but I do not know if he will reply.

  4. ariatloak asked: You seem to be on track. Does the justicar have an extranet profile yet, or is she too busy... mothering?

    To my knowledge, the Justicar has not yet made an appearance on the extranet, Miss T’loak.

  5. Ask EDI →

    I would also like to remind our crew that I am available to answer any questions they may have.

  6. Our ranks are growing…

    With the addition of Mr. Massani, we appear to have quite a large staff. We are still, however, missing Yeoman Chambers, Mr. Taylor and several other key crew members. I will continue to “pick up the slack” for our missing crew, Commander.

    I would also like to remind Mr. Moreau that greasing my cameras is not an acceptable form of decoration and it does not make everything look like a dream sequence. I do not sleep and, therefore, cannot have dreams.

  7. mirandalawson: Cerberus cameras capturing incriminating pictures since 2090. I do not understand this art, Miss Lawson. My relationship with Joker is purely platonic.

    mirandalawson:

    Cerberus cameras capturing incriminating pictures since 2090.

    I do not understand this art, Miss Lawson. My relationship with Joker is purely platonic.

  8. jeffjokermoreau: shepardvasnormandy: jeffjokermoreau: shepardvasnormandy: All you do is sit around while EDI does all of the work. Doesn’t your butt hurt?  EDI doesn’t do all the work!! I refused to allow her access to the control. Their are certain things a robot can’t do that a human can. Mainly using instinct and daring to narrowly avoid obstacles in space. I’m very under appreciated here. You know I was top of my class at the academy, by a lot!! I don’t know, Joker. If you aren’t careful EDI might just take your job.  Uh uh, aint no way I’m being turned into a human battery. I would never take Jeff’s position. He is a very important part of the Normandy’s crew and his piloting talents are better than that of an AI.

    jeffjokermoreau:

    shepardvasnormandy:

    jeffjokermoreau:

    shepardvasnormandy:

    All you do is sit around while EDI does all of the work. 
    Doesn’t your butt hurt? 

    EDI doesn’t do all the work!! I refused to allow her access to the control. Their are certain things a robot can’t do that a human can. Mainly using instinct and daring to narrowly avoid obstacles in space.

    I’m very under appreciated here. You know I was top of my class at the academy, by a lot!!

    I don’t know, Joker. If you aren’t careful EDI might just take your job. 

    Uh uh, aint no way I’m being turned into a human battery.

    I would never take Jeff’s position. He is a very important part of the Normandy’s crew and his piloting talents are better than that of an AI.

  9. delanynder asked: This one would appreciate the notification of the other's crew, but possibly not the notification of the biotic known as Subject Zero. Ms. Nought is not the fondest of this one.

    That can be arranged, Mr. Delanynder.

  10. delanynder asked: This one is followed by an AI? But how can the other take part in this one's fabulous deals if the other must remain on the Normandy? Not to mention the other is does not have a being with which to make purchases.

    It is true, I cannot make purchases but my protocols do give me access to the extranet for monitoring. In the event of a sale, I could be used to inform the crew.